Not been writing much, been busy & not feeling too hot.
I'm starting to get abdominal pains again like in December when I was in the hospital. I haven't even talked to Jane about it but she can tell something is wrong. I just keep telling her its a stomach ache and she doesn't push the issue.
It scares me that I might have to go back in to the doc & have surgery or have a another endoscopy and I Honestly am not certain which frightens me the most.
Gee the last endoscopy was fun... I had to sit in the waiting area wearing the typical gown that let's everyone see those dimples that were meant to be hidden. I got the good treatment they let me wear a thin housecoat over that while I sat for 30 minutes with nothing under the robe & housecoat on a cold plastic chair.
Here's where it begins.. Of course I'm in the waiting area so there's lots of magazines to read... Hey why not? It'll help pass the time... I start reading an old issue of Time and this little old lady coughs quietly & clears her throat. I think to myself "That's peachy, I'm in here for an Endoscopy and I'm gonna catch a cold too." I get about halfway through the magazine and finally she says "young man I think you should....." her words trailed off and she pointed towards my lap. It was then I realized I was sitting there with my legs crossed exposing myself to the whole waiting area! Whoops!
I get called back into the main lobby area and the male nurse could see I'm nervous & he's trying to calm me down by talking about the procedure. Boy it was sooo comforting with the male nurse winking at me & saying with a lisp " don't you fret now honey, I'll take good care of you." I almost yelled "I want my mommy!" He wasn't doing the lisp as a joke either..
Then I meet my new doc and she was just smoking hotm I thought about that for a second then realized she was about to violate me....WAHHH! I was still awake while they were prepping me.. Oh boy was I excited, who wouldn't be excited about a hot looking girl deciding she wants to go spelunking in my back forty. I woke up in the middle of the procedure, they had to grab me because I was trying to shall we say redirect traffic back to it's normal flow... I was like oh what's next is Dr Giggles gonna step out now? No I wouldn't be that lucky
I'm starting to get abdominal pains again like in December when I was in the hospital. I haven't even talked to Jane about it but she can tell something is wrong. I just keep telling her its a stomach ache and she doesn't push the issue.
It scares me that I might have to go back in to the doc & have surgery or have a another endoscopy and I Honestly am not certain which frightens me the most.
Gee the last endoscopy was fun... I had to sit in the waiting area wearing the typical gown that let's everyone see those dimples that were meant to be hidden. I got the good treatment they let me wear a thin housecoat over that while I sat for 30 minutes with nothing under the robe & housecoat on a cold plastic chair.
Here's where it begins.. Of course I'm in the waiting area so there's lots of magazines to read... Hey why not? It'll help pass the time... I start reading an old issue of Time and this little old lady coughs quietly & clears her throat. I think to myself "That's peachy, I'm in here for an Endoscopy and I'm gonna catch a cold too." I get about halfway through the magazine and finally she says "young man I think you should....." her words trailed off and she pointed towards my lap. It was then I realized I was sitting there with my legs crossed exposing myself to the whole waiting area! Whoops!
I get called back into the main lobby area and the male nurse could see I'm nervous & he's trying to calm me down by talking about the procedure. Boy it was sooo comforting with the male nurse winking at me & saying with a lisp " don't you fret now honey, I'll take good care of you." I almost yelled "I want my mommy!" He wasn't doing the lisp as a joke either..
Then I meet my new doc and she was just smoking hotm I thought about that for a second then realized she was about to violate me....WAHHH! I was still awake while they were prepping me.. Oh boy was I excited, who wouldn't be excited about a hot looking girl deciding she wants to go spelunking in my back forty. I woke up in the middle of the procedure, they had to grab me because I was trying to shall we say redirect traffic back to it's normal flow... I was like oh what's next is Dr Giggles gonna step out now? No I wouldn't be that lucky
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